Knock knock, who’s there?

Take off your coat and come inside.

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Makin’ love to the money

The internet can be a good friend. The kind of friend who tells you that you look fine and that you haven’t gained any weight.

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Please, just kiss my ass.

I don’t want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can’t kick it.
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Let’s hope for some big bass.

What would Justin Bieber do?
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Let’s be thankful they didn’t drop this on Hiroshima

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Ring my bell

Got drunk. Got high. Got laid. Got bass?
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Now I know what a warzone must feel like.

All the arms we need are for hugging.
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What isn’t beautiful must be obscene.

So I thought that if I did a photoshoot where i would be naked and sexual, it might get me out of this bad place i’m in.

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You’re never too old to do goofy stuff.

Isn’t there someone else you can torture?
- Probably. But I choose you.

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Gettin’ Rough.

Shaved Monkeys – Get Rough EP

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